Ballad of the Windfish

I apologize for these simple outfits lately, but it's just too hot and humid to wear anything but a tank top and something short on the bottom! Even shirts with short sleeves are too much. These days, the last thing I want to turn into is a soggy spaghetti noodle, because soggy spaghetti noodles are no fun for anyone. In fact, soggy spaghetti noodles don't even like each other. Trust me, I asked a group of them once at an Iron Chefs convention. I can even speak the ancient and sacred language of the soggy spagghetti (pronounced soggy spuh-GET-eye). Oh, but please, as natural as a response as it is, I plead that you must not become jealous of my ability. I promise to not brag too much on it. But hey, before you quit reading this, I have one last and important thing I must say: I can speak soggy spaghettian. And you can't (just making sure you won't forget).

Tank: Kohl's
Skirt: F21
Necklace: vintage, gifted by Gramma Nami
Bracelets: vintage, mom's
Ankle Booties: Target

Maybe We'll Meet Somewhere in the Middle

I am a teacher
With skirt and alphabet shirt
Warning: bad haikus.

What does my shirt say?
People can't decipher it
Refrigerator.

Perhaps it speaks of
Sweet love or glistening stars
Trembling silver spoon.

How am I to know?
I make outfits and post them
Absorbent hedgehog.

I take my leave now
My dog has seized my trashcan
Bad dog! Bad dog! Lamp.

Tank: Ross Dress for Less
Necklace: vintage, gifted by Gramma Nami
Skirt: Walmart
Belt: Know-Style
Heels: Ross Dress for Less

Wall Crumblies

Just needed to post up this pic because I felt bad I hadn't posted him yet, har har har. Nothing exciting has happened this week, other than the fact that last night I had a dream where I shoved a refrigerator on top of some guy and squished him because he stole a miniature harmonica from me and THEN (yes, that's not all, folks) had the decency (and utter bravery) to take my mom's STOVE. Fool, how dare you steal our stove. He deserved getting a beating from a huge arse fridge. You just don't go around stealing stoves, man. You just don't do that.

I've had ACT prep for the past week, but now it's aaaaaalll over! Outfit post very soon.

Plastic Fire, Synthetic Light

It's not that I don't like sleeping, but rather that the process that builds up to sleeping is quite boring and uneventful to me. If you're like me, it takes about two or three hours to fall asleep, even when my eyes feel all salty and tired. So why would I bother trying to sleep in bed for two hours when I know it won't work? Rather than succumbing to such a silly old thing, I chose the intelligible option of staying awake and ingeniously covering half of my face in silver eyeshadow, sitting in my sink in the darkened lights of my bathroom, shining a half-working flashlight into my eyes, all with the intent of snapping clever little pictures. Whilst taking said pictures, my mom walked in and said goodnight. I casually walked out from my batcave/bathroom with my face still murderously smothered in metallic silver. Mom looked at me, said goodnight again and casually nodded, not looking the least bit suprised after seeing my extraterrestrial face. You would think she's used to seeing me like this based on her so-called "reaction."

Anyways, above are the results of my insomnia: completely cliche single-eyeball photos!

Bright, Bright Like A Summer's Night

I am actually not as excited as I should be about it being the first day of summer, especially since this summer should be fantastico since I can make money with an awesome pool job (equals money equals shopping aaahhhlove). Either way, I'm just glad the stress from exams is over! My face has finally cleared up. It was all icky and that was another reason I did not want to post many pictures, I just felt greasy and nasty like a sponge excreting oil, mmm, you have to admit that sounds quite like the delicious appetizer to your day.

I have this huge list of things I plan on doing this summer, like doing arts for my senior show and portfolio, making a seriously legit turtle boxcar with my friend, having sleepovers in blanket forts, catching a firefly, and even more etcetera awesome things. What are you guys planning on doing, anything special, unique, or fantastically odd?

F21 top, belt, and heels, Body Central skirt, Walk the Sand (.blogspot) giveaway ring