As the Last of Autumn's Leaves Fell

_____So, I received these reindeer antler and nose set for my car, right? Yeah. So, I put them on, and they were so awesome and Mr. Buggabug was so cute and awesome. Minutes after I left Mr. Buggabug alone, my dog descended from those fiery flame pits and tore up the squishy red nose. Days later, I accidentally rolled a window down all the way and an antler snappped off and onto the road, never again to be seen or heard of. He never even bothered to call home-- ruuude. My mom has fixed the nose, but my car is still one antler short. We have declared him a unideer, kind of like a unicorn, but a reindeer. I get sort of sad when I see these cars with two antlers and I wonder if they judge me, I really do.