Saturday, November 3, 2012
______I obtained this skirt recently on sale and decided that it makes me feel like an evil princess. Yes, an evil princess. Evil Princess Ali--I do like the way that sounds. Fear my evil powers, O peasants. I guess if I even had an evil power, it would be to turn things into sandwiches with a single glance. Because turning innocent things, such as small children, into sandwiches is rather evil if you think about it.
______Anyway, I feel quite free right now 'cause yesterday I had the wax cleaned out of my ears and it's just great. Didn't you totally want to know that? I'm gross, I know, for sharing this with you all. But it's so worth it because I feel awesome. It is as if a weight has been lifted... but from my ears. I can hear a little better, and even though the experience made me a bit dizzy, I feel like a new woman ready to take on the world. I even felt a breeze in my ears. Have you ever felt a breeze in your ears? If you haven't, it's similar to the breeze you feel when you're wearing a skirt, but it's in your ears. Yeah, big shocker. It's kind of invasive, yet weirdly fantastic. It's a good kind of invasive. Does that still make it invasive?
______I stopped by Starbucks after the aforementioned ear appointment and one of the barista guys told me that I looked very nice, and asked me why I was so dressed up. I told him that it was for no reason, really, because I'm sure that telling him I dressed up to have my ears cleaned and to do my grocery shopping wasn't the answer he'd expect. I should've told him that I dressed up like so because I was an evil princess who was reigning over her evil princess kingdom, and then I should have turned him into a sandwich, snatched my green tea, and dashed away. How dastardly and perfect that would have been!
Top: JC Penny
High-low sheer skirt: Lotus Botique
Heels: via TJ Maxx
Collar necklace: Charlotte Russe