Monday, April 29, 2013
Mellow Yellow Fellow
______This is basically a variation of what I've been wearing for the past few days, and what I'll probably continue wearing as I plunge into exam week: shorts, boots, and a light jacket of some sort. I know it's rather bizarre seeing me wearing this odd piece of clothing which human beings casually refer to as "pants," but wearing these allows me to sit in obscure study positions without the lingering fear that I am flashing everyone.
______Ain't nobody got time for studying upright like an uncooked noodle! For proper studying, you've gotta contort yourself into weird shapes, like a pretzel, or a sprawled out spider that's missing two legs, or a half-melted stick of margarine. It may seem strange for a human to be able to resemble a half-melted stick of margarine, but I have definitely been able to manage it.
______Something about tall boots and shorts screams "prostitute" to me, but if that combination is so horribly wrong in fashion world, then I don't want to be right.
Jacket: JC Penny
Shorts, top: Charlotte Russe
Boots: many years ago, it was purchased somewhere on the vast confines of the internet