March of the Bumblebees

I find myself doing odd things like trying to finish something before the timer on my popcorn reaches 00:00, like cleaning out the dishwasher or seeing how fast I can go to the bathroom. I can clean out a full dishwasher in two minutes-- I feel that's pretty impressive. And how fast can I use the bathroom? I won't tell you because I don't want to cause a fit of jealousy to arise within the deepest sanctuaries of your soul, but if you want a hint at how very quick I am, I'll go ahead and tell you that I'm pretty much basically superwoman. Sometimes I'll go try to print something out from my printer but that's frustrating because even when you're yelling words of encouragement ("you can do it!" "puuuuuuush!") at your printer, he still prints slow.

These shoes were $14.00 and when I saw them I didn't even think of how perfectly they would match this jacket.. I think they were meant for each other! Two of these jackets must have mated and had twins. Except the right twin is a little deformed and small. That or my right foot is just bigger than the left, haha.

Forever 21 jacket, Body Central dress, Walmart tights, Dollhouse shoes