______I remember coming across this very skirt on the internet before, so when I saw it in the real world, I knew that I had to pummel my way through the store to snatch it up. It reeks of cartoony fabulousness and is stretchy to the max, both qualities worthy of a gold star in my book. A mannequin was donning the last one in my size, and I'm less than proud to say that I undressed the poor thing to try it on, which was
______Succumbing to corruption wasn't all so bad, though. It was a poignant moment, though slightly sweet, like the darkest of dark chocolates, and who knows? Perhaps next I will be brazen enough to do something as dastardly as parking in one of those pregnant people only parking spots even though I am clearly not a pregnant lady.
______Anyway, I'll keep this post short and bittersweet since I've got to dash off to my pool job, aka emptying trash cans and not saving people if they are drowning and making certain that no meddling little punks jump the fence. I'll see you classy bastards later.
Skirt: Know Style
Top: it's a red shirt who knows
Socks: Forever 21
Necklace: from my dearest brother
Oxford heels: Jeffrey Campbell
______PS: Mother and I attempted some jumping slash flying pictures, but we just kept ending up with ridiculous shots similar to this: