Friday, July 12, 2013
Far Out, Man!
______What time is it, you ask? Why, it's groovy o'clock!
______I unwrapped both this floaty bohemian dress and these clunky loafer platforms on my birthday. I'm not sure how well the two go together, but heeeey, we can just pretend that mashing polar opposites looks good, in lieu of the disco era.
______These shoes have given me tons of amusement. Besides being a blast to stomp around in, their groovy-to-the-max appearance gives me the urge to disco in place whilst doing that pointy finger thing. Yeah, the pointy finger thing.
______To say I received an abundance of head tilts today would be an understatement; I received many, and I received them well. The world was my oyster, and I was the shining pearl that clomped majestically above it, eradicating any person or cat or stalk of zombie asparagus who was brazen enough to hold my gaze. I clomped on my enemies. I clomped through the grocery store and clomped over the old lady who decided she was going to get her cheese cut before mine. I clomped through a peanut patch and when I reached the other side, there was nothing but a field of well-churned peanut butter in my hindsight.
______I clomped most fervently and with the clomping passion of star-crossed lovers.
______I clomped vertically into the air, and clomped all the clompin' way to outer space. I clomped on Mars and through wormholes, and I even clomped on burning white stars, extinguishing them to puffs of fresh smoke in shades of purple and grey. I am the clomper, the conquerer, the destroyer, the giver, the all-seer.
______And now I must wash my tea mugs and organize my underwear drawer, for even those at the top of the Clomp Pyramid have their mundane duties.
______Stay funky fresh, you cool, cool cats!
Dress: birthday pressie, Va Va by Joy Han
Loafer heels: birthday pressie, ASOS
Aqua bracelet, earrings: Charming Charlie